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Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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Cunoodle

a. verb. to nonchalantly cuddle with someone, when one feels lonely or cold.
b. adjective. to be referred to as someone's "cunoodle buddy" is the highest of compliments, so kuddos.
c. adjective. no reference to homosexuality what-so-ever.
d. verb. to nuzzle ones head into the inner warmth of one's body to adapt to their body heat for pure and whole pleasure.
e. noun. a very specialized and skillful talent, in the same family as spooning. Ex. 1: Liz, Alison, and Alex cunoodled with each other when on the bus passing through China Town in San Francisco extracting the fish-essence smells that go with the territory.
Ex. 1: Liz, Alison, and Alex cunoodled with each other when on the bus passing through China Town in San Francisco extracting the fish-essence smells that go with the territory.

Ex. 2: Alex and Alison cunoodled through the cold night while acting distant from others in the bustling and bumping party.

Ex. 3: The cunoodle buddies looked forward to cunoodle time so they could re-connect with those they are most dear to.
by Mike_Da_Boss March 30, 2009
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condomless

I had a 'condomless' night
by effex January 2, 2005
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The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011
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Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007
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Condoleezza Rice

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 27, 2010
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Canoodle

When two people in a relationship kiss, cuddle, or have physical contact that is not sexual in nature.
It can also be seen as a prelude to foreplay. AKA: Making out, heavy cuddling, ect.
by Raintreelover November 6, 2012
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