Colton's are always abnormal tall. If you were named Colton and are less than 6 foot than your parents didn't love you enough to put any thought into a proper name. They tend to like to be the center of attention and general kiss ass in order to get people to like them. It is often perceived that they are laid back and the cool kid, however this is really regular state of mental idling that happened after the previous task taxed their little minds. Studies have shown that Coltons are often jealous of Chad's. This is due to the Chad's sexy physique and many rich relationships with russian woman that he also could never get. They tend to stalk Chad's in the library in order to observe their behavior with intent to imitate the wonder that is Chad. Oh look.. I see one coming up to me right now!
by chadwpittman May 19, 2015
Get the coltonmug. a boy also my ex who is a dushbag that has been off and on 12 just this year.... Take my advice dont date him... all he wants is sex... calls his ex a bitch every time they talk to him he assumes they r flirting. also calls his ex a golden child. doesnt care how bad he hurts people
by cassie richardson March 20, 2019
Get the coltonmug. "uhhh it's colton"
by blue ass water June 11, 2019
Get the coltonmug. by lucasadamjj June 6, 2017
Get the coltonmug. A guy who hides his heart. He will open up too you when he trusts you. If you ever break then they will never come back. Coltons are the best boyfriends you could ever have. So don't ever let them go. And if you do let them go that will be one of the biggest mistakes you have ever done. Believe me I would know.
Girl 1: hey look it's Colton!
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.
Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.
Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.
by i,need,you,back,I'm,sorry. January 29, 2017
Get the Coltonmug. He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.
by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. 
Get the Coltonmug.