a group of girls that never really wanted to be a cheerleader. not always "over weight cows" as some people say, and almost never whores or sluts. i have personally been in colorguard for 5 years. i am underweight and i dress conservativly, ask any one. there are some times guard guys but they are often rare, especially in high school guards, they are not always gay but a good percent of them are. if you insult them by saying that they are just wanna bees or whores then be afraid, be very afraid. they can show up any where at any time and the marching band has their backs.
Ashley/ Cheerleader: can you believe that colorguard girl you know she just wants to be on the squad. she'd never make it, she doesn't have the talent.
*Jen overhears her and tells the rest of the guard and marching band*
Next day
Ashley: OK OK I'LL TAKE IT BACK BUT PLEASE STOP RUBBING THE BALLOON ON MY PERFECT HAIR!!!!
*Jen overhears her and tells the rest of the guard and marching band*
Next day
Ashley: OK OK I'LL TAKE IT BACK BUT PLEASE STOP RUBBING THE BALLOON ON MY PERFECT HAIR!!!!
by colorwheel360 May 31, 2007
One of many groups at school. Basically they are there during field season to make the band look prettier during performances on a football field. Then, after field season they go off and do their own thing called "winterguard" which is basically dancing on a colorful mat with equipment. Spins mostly flags sabres(pronounced sabers)and rifles. will tend to use other props, based on the theme of the show.
Performances: football game halftime, competitions, and somtimes school and community performances
Competitions: Field shows (With band)and
Winterguard shows
Popular with: Cheer (especially if one cheerleader is a former colorguard member and your colorguard group let them borrow your sound equipment)and football players are the more common ones, but guard members are also popular with other schoolmates and occasionally with football coaches.
It is a great place to have fun and make friends.
Contrary to what everyone thinks, not all male members of a guard are homosexual. In fact there are all male guards (more of the guards independent of high school).
IT IS NOT A GIRL THING!
Performances: football game halftime, competitions, and somtimes school and community performances
Competitions: Field shows (With band)and
Winterguard shows
Popular with: Cheer (especially if one cheerleader is a former colorguard member and your colorguard group let them borrow your sound equipment)and football players are the more common ones, but guard members are also popular with other schoolmates and occasionally with football coaches.
It is a great place to have fun and make friends.
Contrary to what everyone thinks, not all male members of a guard are homosexual. In fact there are all male guards (more of the guards independent of high school).
IT IS NOT A GIRL THING!
This year, my school's winterguard theme is Mulan.
Girl 1:
OMG Sarah, you just have to see my colorguard show
Girl 2: Whats the theme this year?
Girl 1: We're doing Sweeny Todd
Girl 2: That's awesome!
Girl 1: I Know, huh.
Girl 1:
OMG Sarah, you just have to see my colorguard show
Girl 2: Whats the theme this year?
Girl 1: We're doing Sweeny Todd
Girl 2: That's awesome!
Girl 1: I Know, huh.
by kittycat0143 March 15, 2009
I was doing a toss once at Colorguard and it hit me and gave me a black eye. It was swollen for weeks. (True story)
by Eyou131 April 25, 2019
A colorguard is the four person team that posts and retrieves the American flag (definition applies to other countries, but I'm American so...). A colorguard is made up of a senior rifle, a senior flag (the colorguard commander), a junior flag, and a junior rifle. Do not be fooled by the failures that are the previous definitions of colorguard. We are not some gay extension of a marching band staffed with only girls and homosexual guys, we are an elite group of highly trained men and women. We do not spin around rifles and flags. Yes, colorguard is an extremely time consuming activity, but it is well worth it. Through colorguard I have made friends that I will have untill the day I die. True colorguards are used by the U.S. Army, The United States Marine Corps, The U.S. Navy, The United States Air Force, The Coast Guard, and the Civil Air Patrol. The boy scouts have colorguards, but they have little training and lack the proper training mindset.
Colorguard is more than flags and rifles. Colorguard is more than what people's stereotypical minds understand. Colorguard is a unique experience that teaches discipline and respect.
by capcg-cckj June 6, 2011
There are exactly 3 types of people in colorguard:
1) The sluts that want to wear the usually skintight outfits.
2) The fat sluts that think they look good in the skintight outfits.
3) Gay guys.
1) The sluts that want to wear the usually skintight outfits.
2) The fat sluts that think they look good in the skintight outfits.
3) Gay guys.
Spectator 1: "Whoa, why is there a team of whales on the football field?"
Spectator 2: "Oh, that's just the colorguard"
Spectator 1: "Oh, holla"
Spectator 2: "Oh, that's just the colorguard"
Spectator 1: "Oh, holla"
by Buttmonger March 22, 2005
1. If you're military... Respect.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
1. Oh shit! colorguard lets show our respect
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
by real-talk September 8, 2008
Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.
by Senator Assface August 29, 2006