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Coleslaw 

Something or some one already widely regarded as not as great as something or someone else (ex: the protein on a plate of food) but even more overlooked than its right to be labeled as mediocre (ex: macoroni, mashed potatoes, broccoli, etc.) Most likely immediately dismissed, disregarded, of disposed from any topic of conversation, never to be spoken of again, unless it (the subject) is involved in a conversation involving people or things of equal or lesser value (ex: chitterlings, boiled gizzards, Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern, etc.)
Guy 1: you heard that Desiigner freestyle?
Guy 2: Yes... That boy is coleslaw.

Looking back on the movie Space Jam, I don't see how I liked it. Straight coleslaw

Steph was cole slaw in the Finals.

(Also can use "slaw" for short)

(Ankle breaking cross over and jumpshot in defenders face)
Offensive player: somebody else guard me... This boy slaw.
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Coleslaw 

The third party in an extramarital affair. Often referred to as pheasant.

One that will boldly call the wife and discuss her sexual escapades with a married man. Then intentionally get pregnant by the married man in order to try and trap him.
Coleslaw really went live in order to tell this woman that her husband just left her house. She really intends to destroy his family with no regard for their 4 children.
Coleslaw by truthfullyyours March 27, 2021

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.
Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.

coleslaw 

The miscarriage resulting from sex between two cabbage patch dolls.
Oh, dude! Those cabbage patch dolls have been breeding again! There's coleslaw all over my little sister's bed!
coleslaw by aceya May 15, 2006

coleslaw playa 

Means Good. Came from Mr Mack himself Tariq Nasheed
when we saw him on Made. Then We started Using it and made it a proper sayin!! Bare Nagg
Ben - 'i say fellow, how is banging that fair maiden?'

NJ - 'coleslaw playa '
coleslaw playa by Nj Clarke July 1, 2007

coleslaw 

1. A salad that consists of cabbage, carrot, and other boring things with a coleslaw sauce, that tastes similar to mayonnaise.
2. and Exclamation of victory, created by an ad featuring Mitchell Johnson, an Australian cricketer.
1.IS that COLESLAW, EWWW!
2.-gets person out- COLESLAW!
coleslaw by someawesomeperson March 15, 2008

Coleslaw 

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw
Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.
Coleslaw by Smxz March 25, 2019