colderness

Colderness is when it's so fucking cold you feel like your in the wilderness on a fucking cold ass night with no blanket (or cellphone *gasp*)

"Damn, it's fucking colderness in my shit room, fuck"

"Sorry I died it was colderness"

by Evilchipmonk July 4, 2016

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Joshua colder

Boy who enjoys mandingo in his anus and getting jizzed by his biological dad after he got his knob bit off during a blackpool blowjob from his girlfriend

Guy1:Your such a joshua colder
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back

by Big dong boi October 29, 2019

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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