alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019

Coffe

Coffe. A real bad ass, nothing you can drink. Although Coffe has something for you to suck on.

Damn i wish i was more of a Coffe.

by Honor the roots April 21, 2017

coffe

a magical brown liquid, ground from bears and necessary for human life .Get me a cuppa now!

Coffe is importent to our body!

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 5, 2021

coffe day

coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe

girl-hey it's coffe day

Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out

by Some weird human October 8, 2021

stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 4, 2023