Cocaine Coding

The art of programming an entire piece of software in one line of code.

Can also be defined as one line of code just like one line of cocaine

Programmer 1: Alejandro is really addicted to single lines of code
Programmer 2: Yeah I heard he does Cocaine Coding most of the time

by O-K-B October 6, 2021

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

Coding

The process of screaming at a computer monitor for hours until realizing that the problem was a missing semi-colon or comma

"Oh don't mind the screaming, he's just coding"

by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020

coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole

The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.

by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008