Double coconut

when a black man ejaculates inside you twice

Bobby gave Emily a double coconut and now she is pregnant

by frick knows March 3, 2015

Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.

I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!

by Vactory August 8, 2020

coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain

" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"

by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

Coconut Gun

Fires in spurts. If you get shot you'll probably die

Oh god no his coconut gun can fire in spurts

by upinyocribdawg68 May 8, 2020

special coconut

A individual that does some suspicious activities that will cause you to question if are they okay in the head

Stephen is a special coconut

by on August 18, 2019

Use your coconut

1) Making wise decisions ( informal)

2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision

3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)

1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.

2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.

by Reno Glavictoz September 4, 2010