Cocknose 

nicolaou substitute for a nose- cocknose

1.whoaaaa! nicolaou that is some major cock on your face, what a cocknose
2. hey nicolaou, seeing as you have a cock for a nose does that mean you have a nose where your cock is meant to be?

Cocknose by jassaz April 16, 2006

cocknose 

A mythical superhero who slays countless enemies in the pursuit of inter-galactic peace. Most notable in Final Fantasy X.

"Cocknose surprised the golden ogre in the frozen tundra"

cocknose by Joshlips May 18, 2007

Cocktose Intolerant 

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

Cocktose Intolerant by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

cocknoose 

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.

Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.

cocknoose by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006

Cock-Nose-Dolphin 

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

Cock-Nose-Dolphin by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

Cocknostril 

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

Cocknostril by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010

cocknoseitus 

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit

Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*

cocknoseitus by zsenor December 23, 2020