Cockabitachewsome

meant to describe anything involving a hammer and a french person eating a puppy while Shaving his eyebrow.

Left eyebrow to be exact

I love the use of Cockabitachewsome in this Pie

by chhance bawx May 3, 2010

cockjaws

A mouthy knowitall weasel.

Listen "Cockjaws" why don't you keep your fuckkin mouth shut !

by Darren Atkinson April 6, 2003

cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockabur

A person who operates a potato gun without wearing any clothing

Yesterday afteroon, a bunch of cockaburs destroyed my treehouse with high-velocity spuds.

by dboyz April 15, 2008

cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

cockjob

When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.

I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.

by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005

Cockdabs

Globules of semen deposited to a womans naval or face areas post intercourse.

Gave the bitch a few cockdabs last night.

by FRTC August 28, 2003