Cockeyed

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

cockeye

split in the end of a males penis as well as it can be used us a put down

someone that cant stop talking.... "that cockeye is dripping again"

someones getting up in your grill... "fuck off cockeye stop dripping your shit on me"
someone thats not funny... "stop pissing bullshit cockeye"

by six feet deep February 14, 2017

Soft Cockey

A Cockey being a farmer type person from rural Australia, a soft cockey being one who is incapable of doing a hard days work. Someone with weak and wimpy tendancies, usually of lazy character.

Troy Murrell cant even do a days hard graft, he's a right fucking soft cockey

by Luvly Jubly September 24, 2016

right cockeyed

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

by phazel14 October 31, 2007