cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Corndonkey

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

by crackedactor May 20, 2010

cuckmonkey

An obnoxiously loud person

Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!

by ZenB22 January 16, 2021