Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information
by Sr. Webstir March 06, 2021
Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
by Honk McDoodle May 29, 2023
Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.
Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
by The Real Driller June 23, 2023
Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)
*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”
Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”
“That’s why your critter classified”
Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”
by Its.that.bri May 10, 2019