chromebook

a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.

<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide

by chrome os March 7, 2021

Chromebook

the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

by Bloxifier May 5, 2022

Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

Chromebook

Crappy OS made by Google

<Random Guy> Congrats, you get to win a free laptop! Chromebook or a Mac?

<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.

by Google Lover March 21, 2013

Chromebook

A laptop that looks fancy, but really is useless trash.

The school's chromebooks suck!

Why isn't my chromebook touchscreen?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Chromebook

A extremely pricey piece of shit. Mostly given to students by schools, so they can't watch netflix or play games.

Student1: The new chromebooks are shit. I can't even watch f*cking netflix on it.
Student2: ikr

by Foxsi! August 27, 2017

Chromebook

An overrated computer that can't run Blender.

Like seriously, you need to install Linux on your Chromebook and then type in a code then delete that code then type in another code, and then...ugh I'll just use my Mac for blender

by dudeboi October 16, 2020