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dirty christine

When a sexy, delicious woman who is better than all the rest (aka a posh princess) comes out of her castle and fornicates with the ragamuffins (lower class).
“Damn, I was lucky that fine ass female pulled a Dirty Christine, otherwise I would have never gotten that ass!”
by Posh princess December 20, 2018
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Christoffer

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019
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Chris Christie

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.
"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."

"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."
by Shekelwafers July 14, 2017
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Christine Bohatkiewicz

Spunky, shy, and yet very outgoing, boy crazy; usually spends her time reading "stories" and looking up half naked men while making collages of her findings; enjoys oogling boys from afar and fantasizes about them; cougar; loves staring at history teachers; a blonde polock
Christine Bohatkiewicz flew across the hall today to pounce her next victim.
by cookie.monsterxx November 2, 2010
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Christoffer

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
by Christoffer May 22, 2017
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christoforo

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.
Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.
by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011
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Christie

The best mother anyone could ever have!

Always caring and ready to listen
Loves to do things with her kids when she's not working.

Very loveable!
Soooo supportive!!!
Always knows how to make you feel better if you had a rough day!
Will do anything to protect her kids.
Kid: I love you mom❤️
Christie:I love you too ❤️
by Hunterismyhorse July 3, 2017
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