chocolatey cunt

The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.

1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”

by GodMasterVinee October 20, 2017

chocolatey goodness

Sex between two black people.

Joe and Theresa wanted to be proper, so they married before diving into all the chocolatey goodness.

by The "Substitute" November 23, 2017

ChocolateKayaker

Someone who is infatuated with African American women

“Jeezus that Sam guy love riding the chocolate river, he’s a real ChocolateKayaker “

by Yehheheheh April 17, 2022

chocolateberry

When a guy doesn’t wipe for weeks straight and you are forced to eat his dingleberries

Man I was catfished and ended up in a chocolateberry situation

by NightDagger115 June 29, 2022