Chocolate frog

When someone vigorously sticks two fingers up there friends anus or arse hole. Originally from pontefract

“Mate I dare you to chocolate frog Dave”

“Fuck of chocolate frogging me”

by Allleedsarewe69 May 12, 2019

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

chocolate berg

A large turd of such size and girth that a small portion at least pokes itself out above the level of the toilet water-line. In this sense, the crap is like an ice-berg in that roughly 2/3 of it floats below the water-line.

Man, I was hurtin' after stuffing my face at Thanksgiving but all is well now that I've floated a chocolate berg.

by Chief I January 15, 2008

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Chocolate Leg

One's weaker foot (in football).

Robin Van Persie: "It's always nice to score one with your chocolate leg"

by Pato_88 February 9, 2009

Chocolate Snow Kiss

This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.

Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.

by Savage Glen May 1, 2017