by Shaun August 22, 2004
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by Big Chimper July 16, 2003
Get the Chimpwad mug.Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.
Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
by Brad3425 March 21, 2010
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Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.
2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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Tyler you need to stop pick pocketting. One of these times they're gonna catch your ass! god your so crimetarded!
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