Half Child Chowder

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.

"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.

by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016

harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.

What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.

by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022

The hated Child

this is one of the most toxic series in the gacha comiunity SPOILER: the hated child always becomes an hybrid princess

damn why the spoiled brat didn’t kill the hated child before she becomes an hybrid princess

by BabyLemonGirl May 21, 2021

harvest child

The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.

Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?

Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.

Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.

by wordlife18 October 11, 2009

Happy Chills

the thing causing the friend high, an exciting feeling, comparative to "cold chills", causing sudden happiness, overjoyedness, giggling, etc.

in honor of Martha Elizabeth "Meg" Gourley

-"School is out in 2 days!"
-"That gives me happy chills!!!!!"

by brianakindig May 24, 2011

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019