Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

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Get the Alberta lane changemug.

lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

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Get the lane change no blinkermug.

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.

John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*

by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010

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Get the asian lane changemug.

unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.

My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

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Mexican Lane Change

When you're having vigorous sex with a female and your cock comes out of her vagina and either inserts or pokes her ass hole.

It is typically not well received.

We were doing it from behind when i did a mexican lane change and it was not appreciated. An apology is usually required.

by booyabrothers August 20, 2009

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