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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex
Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.
by patrolmangrier June 30, 2008
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cushion for the pushing

Girl with a fat ass, ass feels like a cushion as you're having sex with her doggy style
"That chick has a fat ass"
"Oh yeah, that's more cushion for the pushing
by mur11 July 29, 2006
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cushion-wedging

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.
wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.
by dave. The Man February 3, 2007
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Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.
Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.
by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010
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prick cushion

1.) A girl who gets a lot of cock in her.

2.) During sex, a girl who just lays there and takes a pounding.
Miko Lee plays the part of a prick cushion well in her gangbang videos.
by captainmarvel August 27, 2005
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butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.
Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.
by bruised spine October 3, 2003
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