dirt cert

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition
by Joey February 15, 2005
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Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 20, 2020
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Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..
"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"
by iloveus April 24, 2009
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junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.
"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"
by alibabaintheleaba June 07, 2022
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collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 10, 2013
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CERT

While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.
by BobJenkins51 May 11, 2021
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CERT

Stands for CIS Exclusionary Radical Transexual
Idk fam, if you ask me it's only those CERTS who don't like JK Rowling
by Actuallyisme September 25, 2020
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