by Oklomsy October 2, 2019
Pouty Cawk is when your boy is hanging out drinking and all a sudden gets upset and starts acting like a sad little kid. More often then not, he is upset about the size of his cawk but takes it out on everyone else by acting "pouty"
Man what's up with your boy Sugah? Oh, he drank too much Jager and someone said he had a tootsie. Now he's goin home cause he got dat pouty cawk.
by b_rad420 August 3, 2017
A substance similar to a yogurty pancake. Basically rotten cum, sometimes fed to barnyard animals or hipster gays. Similar to cock slop but more slawpy.
by Eatmybrick November 15, 2016
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.
by Sizzilian June 7, 2011