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Shut up Carolanne

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019
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Daniel Carolan

An Irish idiot dumbass, who is a leprauchaun midget that is obsessed with Fortnite, eating "family dinners", and masturbation.
Stop wanking in the kitchen, you're being such a Daniel Carolan
by Senator Lonsdale February 16, 2018
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Summer carolan

A stupid girl who thinks she’s cool
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Carolanne

Droopy ass fish smellin pussy boi with leaky ass titties and huge ripe ass dingleberries
Me: who dat girl wit the tittie stains
Jamal: oh dat be Carolanne
Me: she really finna needs to harvest them dingleberries
Jamal: fo sho
by partypussy619 August 10, 2016
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Carolan

A 5'2" female who is often gassy and likes small rodents...
that person is a carolan
by willam edward burghardt March 21, 2017
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Carolan

Is a 6 or 7 year old who most likly have a sister named alexandra
Carolan is my sis
by Idk123949 October 22, 2016
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Carolinian Hot Breakfast

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
by Treabis October 27, 2017
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