Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.
by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.
by not Solid Snake April 29, 2006

by govanmauler May 15, 2008

by Some random Canadian November 16, 2020

by Anonymous gay child May 30, 2019
