Capri-Sun manoeuvre

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

capri-sun

A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.

"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"

by Diryn August 5, 2006

Capri-sun

If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.

Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.

by Blind zach June 20, 2018

Capri Sun

The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.

Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.

by Newton732 April 2, 2009

Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021

Capri Sun

A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013.

Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.

On prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!

by ayeyoitstimefortheromeoshow July 23, 2013