A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.
Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.
by historymanj July 31, 2011
Get the Canning Tomatoes mug.The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.
I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.
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Canning town also known as E16 is a dockland urban town in East London, Uk.
The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.
The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.
Girl 1: OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DAMIAN, SINCE YOUR HIS FRIEND IM JUST ASKING DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENDS HE’S FROM.
Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.
Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.
Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.
Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.
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Get the Canning Town mug.The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
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Get the Canning Complex mug.v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
Get the Ass Canning mug.When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
Get the Red Canning It mug.(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.
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