closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.

Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.

by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

candycrustination

Procrastination by playing 'Candy Crush'

Lina got Sahar hooked on candycrustination! And now its going viral in 7.11!!!

by Thesist April 13, 2014

candycrushed

When someone gets run over or smashed so badly that in the pictures of them online, the gore is pixelated intentionally.

hoogly_boogly: Damn, she got ran over so hard that her matter was reduced to pixels.
MoogleBoy: Candycrushed.

by Teh Nibblorz May 22, 2015