Canada's History 

A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.

I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.

Canada's History by DEFinitionCognitionMagician February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The most depraved sex act in the history of the world, including moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Yo, this girl asked me to give her Canada's History, but I totally bailed because that shit is too hardcore.

Canada's History by Olorinmaia February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.

Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!

"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"

Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."

Canada's History by Colbert digs Canada's History February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"I'm hoping she's up for a lesson in Canada's History tonight. I bought an economy size maple syrup and I'm bringing on the pancakes."

Canada's History by BPow February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act so depraved that it requires one's jaw to drop enough to accommodate an antlered moose that is clutching the Stanley Cup filled in authentic Canadian maple syrup. Also known as the "Colbert Bump."

Canada is so cold that the only way to survive the winter is to hole up and consume Canada's History.

Canada's History is nothing without authentic maple syrup.

I love to study Canada's History as long as the Stanley Cup doesn't reek of farts.

Canada's History by Canada Hot Sex Babe February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A series of sexual positions meant to symbolically represent the history of Canada.

Canada's History - A man and a woman engage in a series of ridiculously debauched sexual positions to glorify the nation of Canada.

Canada's History by Brachinus February 8, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada kan-a-duh once the northernmost half of the United States, was founded in 1984 entirely by a super-breed of asexually reproducing lesbian ice-skaters. Amidst the confusion of the 80's the Canadians, as they would one day be called, successfully succeeded simply by being extremely boring and annoying. Canada is known for its spice trade and rich, lush greenery. A great vacation destination for old people and those of the homosexual persuasion.

Bro 1 - Dude lets go to Canada.

Bro 2 - What are you gay?

Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.

Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.

Canada's History by Paul Sanford February 4, 2010