calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces

Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"

by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

Woah calm down Jamal

Woah calm down Jamal

i will kill you!

-other people "woah calm down jamal

by Mr_Cocaine November 4, 2020

Calm down your not leng styll

When a boy or a girl gets just that extra bit too gassed over something

"Yooo that was clean as fuck did you see that".

"Calm down your not leng styll".

by Geyfj September 12, 2020

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020