shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019

burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.

Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)

by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008

Niggas in my butthole

When ya having gay sex and ya homie nut in yo butthole and all those niggas in ya butthole, because sperm is niggas waitin to fertilize n shit

You: OH COCK
Homie: IM BUSTIN NIIGGAAAA
You: OOH NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE

by Nigga Toilet300 January 28, 2019

butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

by Amy_S April 1, 2017

Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.

John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

by You sad human February 11, 2019

Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man

Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.

by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011

Sauce Butthole

When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.

McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."

LadyL: "We're out."

McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."

by LaLa Girlfie March 19, 2011