Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
by MaggieMegs April 15, 2007
A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
by Jorden Elliott May 04, 2008
the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.
by gingertonic February 28, 2011
The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.
I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...
by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016
To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.
by Handsome Kevin Campbell February 09, 2009
Bruising on your lower palm opposite to your thumbs, where your hand rests while using your mouse while gaming. Surrounds the area of the carpal bones and can cause a dull pain when not in use.
by notragebunni February 12, 2021
by sUnfloWer Truther May 22, 2022