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Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.
"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"
by H1R1 June 26, 2009
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darth breather

Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.
by Mosen November 16, 2009
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I breathed

a response to unnecessarily harsh slander towards you
jake: "i love this shirt."
bella: "ok we get it you love that shirt."
jake: "ok wow i breathed."
by esketitauditions May 25, 2018
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breathing

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.
by acronym December 22, 2005
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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
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Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.
CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.
by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018
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IF SHE BREATHES

“Yo I swear man,if she breathes.....”
by ThatOneThug December 10, 2018
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