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Breakfast of Champions 

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Breakfast of Champions 

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.
Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions
Breakfast of Champions by Kyza December 28, 2005

Breakfast of Champions 

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me
1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

Breakfast of Champions 

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)
After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer
Breakfast of Champions by a-con October 2, 2007

Breakfast of Champions 

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

breakfast of champions 

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
breakfast of champions by richy34 December 14, 2010