Break Up 

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you

Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry

Break Up by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024

break up box

Box of miscellaneous items belonging to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend left at your house after a breakup. This box of stuff may be returned, or may be held hostage until they return your breakup box.

I'm not giving that bitch her breakup box till I get my comic books back!

break up box by Trasaris August 27, 2005

break up with your girlfriend, im bored 

"Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored" (stylized in all lowercase) is the third single and the twelfth track from Ariana Grande's fifth studio album, Thank U, Next. It was released on February 8, 2019, along with its official music video directed by Hannah Lux Davis. The meaning of this song, according to ariana grande "i think it’s funny. i liked the idea of ending a more honest n vulnerable project and with like a punchline."

me: hey. break up with your girlfriend, im bored|

break up with your girlfriend, im bored by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ March 30, 2019

Break-Up Duty 

When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.

Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.

Break-Up Duty by Fielding88 January 4, 2007

break up via text 

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.

Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls’

break up via text by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017

break up beard 

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.

dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.

break up beard by loooy December 14, 2009

Break up sex 

Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.

John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!

Break up sex by R. Pyster December 3, 2006