Boomstick

A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.

I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!

by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010

BOZOTIC

of or relating to Bozo as in Bozo the clown. A ridiculous statement or behavior.

Man, the way you acted at the wedding reception was like totally Bozotic.

by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017

boonsticks

The country side of a US state. A remote area in the farmlands where bumpkins live.

Jimmy-Bob John lives out in the boonsticks where the closest store is 20 miles away and the air smells like chicken shit.

by nmycxz September 2, 2021

Boristic

Adjective
1. Making the best of any and all situations
2. Enjoying life as it is

That man over there has a very boristic disposition.

by A.M. DC April 15, 2022

Boofstick

Is a stick that has been, boofed, as in stuck up yo ass, a form of gay pleasure for men named Steven

Today I played with a boofstick

Steven plays with boofsticks, as in Steven plays with boofsticks till he's green

by Jvato1991 September 18, 2022

bozoisimist

A fucking retard with about 15 extra chromozones

Lyra is a fucking bozoisimist

by Yungdagger dick December 12, 2022

boomstick

a shotgun, especially a sawed-off shotgun

That boomstick looks a little worse for wear.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2012