bousing

A substitute for the word banging.

The Blackhawks jersey is bousing

by StrictlyNoCargos December 28, 2013

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook

Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker

by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

by Pegasus Epsilon December 16, 2011

bonking

Having Sex

He was bonking his lover

by weird jazz August 13, 2003

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010