Your boyfriends husband

when your boyfriend has a husband.

hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021

ghost of ex-boyfriends past

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.

I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.

by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011

National suck your boyfriends dick day

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick

Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day

by Sierra cameron May 29, 2021

Boyfriends Buy Lulu

May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!

Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu

by 2021200214 April 27, 2021

boyfriends

literally the worst webcomic ever.

boyfriends is so ass

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 13, 2020

fortnite boyfriends

Fresh out of creative fill.

mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0

by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021