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Gentleman's Boner

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner
Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.
by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner
Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room
by masonthemissile November 11, 2022
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Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.
He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner
by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018
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Wrestler's Boner

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.
Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.
by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010
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nature's boner

When something in nature looks like a dick.
Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.
by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013
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Arby's boner

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.
*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.
by Nick47 December 30, 2008
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