Bonqueshus

A medical condition that is similar to athletes foot, but also affects your nerve endings in your feet and legs which can cause severe unbalance and wobbliness whilst walking. You can only develop this condition as an elderly person, normally over the age of 50.

"My grandson came and told me he thinks I have bonqueshus"

by SmegFried69 February 7, 2024

Bonquéf

A specific fart that is released out your buttocks that sounds quite similar to a queef.

Bobson127: Euuuurrghhh.. what's that smell? 🤢
Nameeraz: I just done a bonquéf! 😂

by voluptuousbbl January 15, 2024

Bonquebuster

A Baroque bonkbuster, for instance a Handel opera. Handel can be surprisingly torrid.

“Semele” needs more plot, it’s really nothing but a Bonquebuster with music.

by Markspal July 2, 2025