Skip to main content

stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD
"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"
by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010
mugGet the stoner bonermug.

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
mugGet the Stoner bonermug.

Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021
mugGet the Stoner Bonermug.

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher
Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017
mugGet the Stoner Bonermug.

Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.
Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!
by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017
mugGet the Stoner Bonermug.

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
mugGet the Stoner Bonermug.

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
mugGet the Stoner bonermug.

Share this definition