Bob Ross

When you run out of toilet paper while taking a shit and use the wall to wipe your ass

“Ah shit I’m all out of toilet paper...oh well looks like I’m doing a Bob Ross. The wall is my canvas and I am the brush”

by Razalaz February 21, 2019

Bob Ross

Bob Ross the most wholesome guy that lived on this planet.

Bob Ross was a whole guy, wasn't he?
He was...sure was.

by steponmyfuckintoebeach December 12, 2019

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is another word for Jesus.

"who the fuck is bob dross?"
"its Bob Ross you fucking bitch, and he is basically jesus"

by JustDidABadThing August 26, 2019

Bob Ross

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Kaepernick."

I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Bob Ross.

by MoltenPoo October 21, 2020

The Bob Ross

When people of a tribal community get together to apply ceremonial or war paint to their bodies using the tips of BBC's.

Geez Kendrick, what did you do over the weekend? Looks like you got The Bob Ross at your family reunion.

by XxCougarbaitxX July 06, 2021

Bob Ross

The sexiest most incredible man alive. On par with Jesus and Reuben Johnston. He paints happy little pictures for all ages to enjoy and to be honest, I don't know why there isn't a happy little religion for to praise our lord.

Bob Ross: "Let's paint a happy little cloud"
Me:"Ok"
Bob Ross"Let's paint another happy little cloud. Make a little friend. We all need friends"
Me: *a single tear rolling down my face* "Ok"

by Sirloin Groin May 08, 2019

The Bob Ross

To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.

Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.

by Suburban missionary December 21, 2016