Bumfinger

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

Bifing

Scottish slang: disgusting, horrible or unsightly.
A localised variation of "bowfin".

To pronounce, replace the "kn" in "knifing" with "b".

Lemon mayonnaise is bifing

by Scottish Bread March 23, 2011

Bofing

When you inhale from a vape wedged between a pair of titties.

"Bro, that jol was wild. The one guy was bofing from this other blonde and then he took six body shots in a row !"

by Waveshaqalaka April 7, 2019

bming

when u mash the butt

“i dont think they r bming me, they are supporters” saying that they aren’t smashing the but or being mean to him, instead they are on his side

by slongadisnanbBaka November 16, 2021

bming

when u mash the butt

“i dont think they r bming me, they are supporters” saying that they aren’t smashing the but or being mean to him, instead they are on his side

by slongadisnanbBaka November 16, 2021

Bming

to mash butt

“i dont think they are bming me, they are on my side”

by creepy man in ur dreams November 16, 2021

BFing

Buttfucking

I love BFing my girlfriend while she is on her period.

by RaidingPantries February 21, 2022