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Blownstalone

(blown-sta-lone) adv. To be very dazed after a marijuana smoke session.
Hey guys sorry i was late, I am very blownstalone at the moment.
by DustyHaze July 18, 2009
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Brownus Reclusus

Any smallish spider identified by an amateur from a "what is this" photo on the internet.

Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)

In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.
OP: I just saw this little guy in my shoe/on a window/on my toothbrush/anywhere else people are. Does anyone know what it is? Should I be worried?

A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.
by Slaymeister November 19, 2021
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Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins
Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.
by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024
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