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BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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bitsipookems

A term of endearment used towards your girlfriend, boyfriend, boo, shortie, etc. Often said after sex.
Boo, those three hours of sex were trill, you'll always be my bitsipookems.
by J "double tru" Dawg June 8, 2007
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biskit

Multi-use exclamation/interjection: has some vague reference to the noun, "biscuit," but is only loosely related. Misspelling is a must.
"Holy flying ____ on a biskit!"
"I need it like biskit!"
Alternate forms: "Biskit-hed," "Biskit-breth" (terms for an annoying person).
by Ha-Hee Prime May 1, 2011
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Biskit

He basically that black nigga that touched up his mums ass
Oh shit u moving like biskit, why tf u gotta touch and look at ur mum like that
by Qwerty1j234 February 22, 2019
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Biskit

Man/Woman who loves to make sexual jokes, and then pretend he didn't say anything.
Dude, Christian is being a total Biskit!
by Biskitsanders February 25, 2009
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bitskin

also known as gouch

the bit of skin between your balls and poo hole
geoff found some cling ons on his "bitskin" hairs
by Martin Goodie November 17, 2006
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Bilski Moment

When someone tries to add on to an already funny joke and completely fails at it resulting in a Bilski Moment.

Any awkward out of place statement that is not funny at all and meant to be funny.
You don't need an example of a Bilski Moment, you will know when the time comes.
by Woogiex November 8, 2011
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