bitchassnia

an origin where the gender of a male or female derive from, including the trait of bitchass and/or bitchassness in their personality.

Mike: "Oh man, I can't get over this chic bro. It's driving me crazy!"
Tom: "You're a bitchass. Go back to bitchassnia!"

by Jerk McGirt January 11, 2010

bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead

The word that comes out of the mouth of a nine year old child when they think they can get away with swearing. Noted for the childish flow of words combining into a lame flow of profanity and obscenity.

9 y/o child: bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead
Anyone nearby: Looks like your mommy went into the store for a minute and left you tied to the handicapped parking sign. Want a cigarette?

by Qjedi January 2, 2004

bitchassedness

Expression of someone being inordinantly bitchy, and an extreme asshole, all rolled into one.

"I don't have the tolerance for Ben's bitchassedness today..."

by Corvidae April 28, 2004

Bitchass Motherfuckers

People on kik

Look at those bitchass motherfuckers thinking they're the fucking shit

by Bill Nye the Russian Spy August 11, 2018

bitchassness

Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.

Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"

Kile: "Doctor, is there something we can do??? is there something that i can take to cure this bitchassness???"

by K-Hot February 5, 2008

bitchass punkass ass

BITCHASS PUNKASS ASS - nuff said

That bitchass punkass ass said the grass is greener on the other side, but i use fertilizer bitch.

by The Assblaster/John Mellencamp March 6, 2009

Bitchpush

Bitchpush has two different types. "Type one" is pushing a person to see what the outcome will be. "Type two" involves pushing a person into another person to see the reaction, and requires 3 people. In this situation, the first person is the "Cause" and the second is the "Effect". The last person, who is intended to receive the mass amount of damage, is the "Victim". Type two is most often done when the Victim has their back facing the Effect, therefore the Victim will not have any idea of what is going on. Initial setup is very crucial for Type two, because you ultimately want the Victim to be unaware of whats going on. Sometimes the Cause yells a term similar to "wide around back" to the Effect during setup, directing the Effect to walk in a wide path around the Victim so that the Victim cannot see the Cause or Effect in their field of vision. Bitchpush is lots of fun in any hallway, corridor, or open space.

Here's a text diagram of Type two Bitchpush so you can picture it better. The symbol ">" represents a push.

Cause > Effect > Victim

EXAMPLE 1:

"Type one"
Joe: If you don't stop being so annoying I'm going to Bitchpush you at recess today.
Tom: Okay, just don't Bitchpush me into the lockers like last time! That hurt!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Type two"
Joe: Dude, I'm so going to Bitchpush Sam in the hallway at passing time today, I can't wait to see his reaction.

Tom: I know right, you be the Cause I'll be the Effect.

Joe: Alright that sounds good, and of course Sam will be the victim.

by octopus2007 October 16, 2010