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bessie fox 

Known as a fat bitch that doesn't make your crumpet and will leave it up to you to make it.

She likes to make fun of you when you're deep down in pain.
Bessie Fox doesn't care for her family or her pets.
"wait, is that Bessie Fox?"
"Yes, stay out of her way or her fat man boobs might bowl you over!"
bessie fox by nexymuthamuka July 8, 2019

Bessie Hag 

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
Bessie Hag by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020

Bessie boo 

A Bessie boo is your absolute best friend. They are called Bessie boos when u are so tired you physically cannot use actual words so Bessie comes out instead of Bestie
Someone who is overly tired: you are my Bessie boo
Non tired person: what the crap does that mean
Overly tired person: it means ur my besfrend
Bessie boo by Avery.just.cry’s November 14, 2020

aunt bessie bun 

pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!

girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat
i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there
sexy bessie by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009