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Bender

A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer December 30, 2008
mugGet the Bendermug.

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.
Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.
by Roman Totale May 22, 2007
mugGet the benderismmug.

Bender

A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
by Sidney Crosby November 19, 2007
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bender

The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.
by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005
mugGet the bendermug.

a bender

He was on a bender last night.
by 8incock4u2use July 10, 2016
mugGet the a bendermug.

Bender

Hey Johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor
by duffy - gravesend August 30, 2014
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Bender

The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.
I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
by real_deal_steel_69 June 13, 2021
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