Beatrice Beatdown

An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.

Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010

Beatrice

This girl is one of the best friends you could ask for, she will keep all of your secrets and make you feel more special than anybody else. She is what you call a real mood maker, she’ll always try to make you happy, even if she isn’t.
Girls can only dream of being like her!

Boys are head over heels for her, but don’t let her fool you, she might be a secret lesbian! ;)

Boy:”woah, who’s that?!”
Me:”oh, you mean the best best friend you could ever ask for, the goddess with the brown hair and a nice sense of fashion? That’s Beatrice!”
Boy:”She’s mine!”
Me, whispering:”hey chill out dude, she’s a lesbian!”

by <Rina3 November 11, 2019

Beatrice!

Diving into the pit of hell to rescue a person you love.

Tom: Did you hear Zach would do the Beatrice! for his girlfriend?

Fred: Really?

Tom: Yeah

Fred: Wow, he must love her a whole lot.

by Boomsoldier February 23, 2010

Beatrice

(bēt rīs)rice that has been brutally beaten by its abusive father. Commonly mistaken for the female name, Beatrice.

"I want beatrice."

by Mishark May 28, 2018

beatrice-bitches

When two or more people are being basic bitches twice, in one night.

Aw man, have you seen Betty and Ann tonight? They are being SUCH beatrice-bitches.

by Dan_t3h_man November 10, 2017

Beatrice

The best person ever!!!! SHES SUPER HOT AND SHMEXY LIKE SHREK! She’s super nice and an amazing friend!! If you have a Beatrice keep them FOREVER!!!

Do you want to go to starbies with Beatrice

Hell no that Biotch is to awesome for me!😭

by Peatric_starbies_BIOTCH March 25, 2021

Beatrice

Basically a Vampire, without any of the benefits a vampire gets.

Guy: Let's go out!
Beatrice: but the sun is up
Guy: Ugh, you're such a Beatrice

by AK-5043 May 30, 2016