Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.
by Aneefa June 5, 2016
Get the Not Your Mother's Beaver mug.The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.
by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010
Get the Nature's Wife Beater mug.A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!
Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
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Get the I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news mug.An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.
KD: True son.
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.
KD: True son.
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Get the Bread crumbs and beaver spit mug.When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.
The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.
The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.
On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."
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